Products For Left-Handed Players
As all disc golfers know, left-handed players have it tough. I mean, sure, lefties have an unfair advantage because most courses are designed to be difficult for righties, making it easier for lefties. But, they more than pay for that advantage with all the grief they have to endure from the rest of us. “Cheating lefty” is a common nick-name for our left-handed brothers and sisters. Furthermore, all of the equipment associated with disc golf is made for right-handed players. From discs to carts to retrievers, lefties have to adapt to a righties world. That is, until now.
Equality For All
Infinite Discs is stepping up to introduce the world to disc golf gear designed specifically for left-handed players. We’re calling it the Southpaw collection and it is designed to help left-handed players play on equal footing, as it were, as the rest of the disc golf world! Well, except for the advantage they have of playing right-handed-designed courses. But, I digress. Here are the items being released:
The Southpaw Disc
This unique disc was not only designed by and for left-handed disc golfers, it was also manufactured in a way that is beneficial to lefties. Our top, left-handed scientists at Infinite Discs discovered that the Coriolis Effect was responsible for the favorable flight of discs for right-handed players. That effect made discs manufactured in the northern hemisphere naturally rotate in a clockwise direction, favorable to right-handed players. Our solution was to have the Southpaw manufactured in the southern hemisphere, ensuring the discs had an innate tendency to rotate counterclockwise, being favorable for southpaws.
In addition to production location, our team has developed a top-secret mold that injects the plastic in a counterclockwise direction. This technology and manufacturing location, along with Infinite’s policy of only selling the disc to documented left-handed players, will create a disc so effective that left-handed players will dominate the sport at every level. Move over Isaac, James, and Paul because Chris Clemons, Nathan Queen, and Zach Melton are your future World Champs! Infinite anticipates that the PDGA will eventually make these discs illegal, so get them while you can.
Port-Side Basket
Every disc golfer knows that when you’re putting at a basket, hitting the chains on the right side is better and more efficient that hitting the chains on the left side. That is why the right chains are called the ‘strong’ side or the ‘pro’ side. And the left chains are called the ‘weak’ side or ‘am’ side. Unfortunately, left-handed players naturally come in on the left side of the basket, drastically increasing the odds that the disc will kick out of the basket. The engineers at Infinite solved that problem, and the Port-Side Basket was born.
Using engineering, physics, and a bit of sorcery, our researchers were able to reverse the strong and weak sides of the chains. This proprietary technology makes the left side strong and gives lefties a better chance of hitting their putts. Now Southpaws don’t need to settle for missed putts and chain outs because of the design of the basket. Left-handed players will watch their putts drop and their confidence soar with the Port-Side Basket by Infinite Discs!
Left-Hook Retriever
There are few things sadder than a left-handed player attempting to retrieve a disc while using a right-handed retriever. The frustration, depression, and humiliation has left (pardon the pun) many lefties looking for another sport. The grip is awkward, the tip is angled in the opposite direction, and many times discs have to be abandoned because the retriever is ineffective in the wrong hand. Compounding the problem, retriever manufacturers have no desire to make products for lefties, saying that ‘the market is too small’. At Infinite, we disagree! Introducing the Left-hook Retriever.
Our crack team of product developers, after month of failed experiments, concocted a way to physically reverse the handle orientation and hook angle to accommodate the needs of the left-handed player. No more frustration of not being able to retrieve a disc! No more physical awkwardness and pain trying to force a right-handed handle into a left hand, much like a round peg in a square hole. Pick up a Left-Hook Retriever for the lefty in your life!
Shop Now!
Be sure to check out all of the left-hand products at Infinite Discs and remember our motto, “Throw what works for your dominant hand!”
Being lefty I hold my head in shame and admit I typed “southpaw” in the search box then realized I had been duped! LOL – Happy April Fools Day Infinite, you got me. 🙂
Well done! I was looking for a good one today and you nailed it on April 1.
This is for April fools, right?
No
As a left handed player, no this is not. I’ve been anticipating this moment and have submitted several requests years ago. And over the last year been contacted for assistance in testing. The southpaw disc truly does fly farther and spin n better for me than my right handed friends.
Nothing gets past you, bud.
As a leftie, every time I try to hyzer a right handed disc, it turns the exact opposite way I want!
However, my biggest complaint: Courses that only have tee boxes for right handers!
That’s a pretty elaborate sac of bullshit
For April fools day. But as a lefty I did read it all. So,you win. Lmao. Unless it really is true then that would be cool
It’s about time. I’ve been playing this game for over 20 years and have felt so excluded that there are no left-handed products for me. Finally, I feel welcome to the great sport of disc golf.
Left handed threads on a retriever would actually be sick
Brilliant article! It’s about time those goofballs get their own.
Happy April 1st!
As a fellow lefty, the struggle is real.
What about upside down players?
Dang- as a lefty, I was really interested in this article. I was sold on buying a disc, but got suspicious about the basket, and laughed out loud on the retriever tool.
Got me!
Finally! Ever since I saw Ned’s store I thought disc golf should expand into this “niche”. Great choice!
Ya had me up until Coriolis Effect. . . good one!